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🌿 Skill Level: Almost unkillable - perfect for beginners
☀️ Location: Window ledge
📏 Grows up to: 100cm
🐾 Child / Pet Safe: No
Euphorbia lactea Cristata, or the Dragon Bones Crest, is a quirky, eye-catching plant that’s super easy to care for. Its chunky, upright stems have a cool, angular shape, sometimes twisting as they grow, giving it a bit of a wild look. The deep green stems are often streaked with white or yellow, making each plant unique. Even though it looks like a cactus, it’s a Euphorbia, which means it has a milky sap that can be irritating, so it’s best to handle it with care. Originally from tropical Asia, it loves warm, dry conditions and plenty of bright light.
If you’re after a tough, low-maintenance plant, this one’s a winner. It hardly needs any water and prefers soil that drains quickly, so overwatering is pretty much the only way to mess it up.
Note: Whilst the image shows a pink variety, they are not always this colour so bear this in mind.
We offer a 7-day health guarantee for all plants. This means you have 7 days from the date your plant arrives to report any damages. During this time, you must provide photos of the plant as evidence. After the 7-day period, we cannot process any claims, as it falls outside of our live arrival guarantee.
Important: Repotting your plant within the first 7 days will void our guarantee.
Order before 4pm (Mon–Fri) for same-day dispatch. Orders are fully trackable. We use Royal Mail Tracked 24 for most parcels, dependent on weight. If it's heavy, then it needs to go via DPD.
Shipping starts from £4.95 for Tracked 24 and £7.95 for DPD Express.
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